New – It’s a different colour from its predecessor
All New – It’s a different colour and none of the spare parts from the old machine fit this one
Exclusive – Imported from a part of China you’ve never even heard of
Unmatched – its nearly as good as the competition but not quite
Foolproof- proof that it was designed by a fool
Field Tested – Manufacturer has no test facility so they are waiting for “Client Feedback”
Years of research and development – At Last we have one that works !
Futuristic – looks so wierd we couldn’t think of any other description
Maitainance Free – Chuck it in the bin when it stops working, it cant be repaired
Meets All Standards – well at least all of the people we asked
Cutting Edge – Even we don’t understand how it works
The wizards remain wizarding both north and south and hopefully will be announcing a huge expansion soon, stay tuned as they used to say....